Happy New Year! Impact-Site-Verification: -171876536 One of my New Year’s resolutions was to finally, FINALLY tackle the beast that is my blog, so I’m making good on my word — starting NOW. What you won’t find here: anything politically-related, divisive, or overly serious. What you will find: My uncensored (and likely sarcastic!) take on trends in fashion, beauty, or entertainment-related endeavors. (Read: a fun way to pass the time when you’re overwhelmed with all the rest of the above-mentioned noise.)
The first topic on my agenda, for instance, is *extremely* important: vinyl. Vinyl is back in a big way for the New Year, and not the kind in your dad’s record collection (those never go out of style, just for the record). Like it or not, the plastic-y, shiny fabric that reigned supreme in the ‘80s is is making a huge splash for 2018, and to be honest, I’ve got some mixed feelings about it. Let’s discuss, shall we?
Pro: It’s more or less spill-proof, since anything you drop will slide right off!
Con: It’s not to be worn on a cheat day or around that time of the month due to its insanely restrictive and unforgiving nature (Can’t. Breathe!).
Pro: It lends an instant air of badassery.
Con: The noise (Anyone who’s ever seen the classic “The Leatherman” skit on SNL with Britney Spears and Jimmy Fallon knows EXACTLY what I’m talking about).
Pro: These bad boys will definitely be easy finds in your closet… or your dirty laundry pile.
Con: It’s not particularly practical for any season, really, but least of all winter — chill clings to latex like you wouldn’t believe.
The verdict? This trend isn’t for the faint of heart. But if you’ve got some Demi Lovato-level bravado on you, see below for ways to rock the trend that aren’t completely horrid.
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1.False Alarm Vinyl Dress ($38.40): With something that’s already skintight, you need a LITTLE room to breathe, and unlike most of the oxygen-reducing bodycon styles out there, this one has a little give. 2. Forever 21 Lucite Heel Ankle Boots ($28): If you’re only willing to dip your toe into the trend (hehe — get it?!), these nude or blank vinyl ankle booties, completely with a clear block heel, should do the trick. 3. Pretty Little Things Vinyl Trench Coat ($103): Though it’s been done before (by Romy from Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion in her clublife days, no less), this piece is by far my favorite. 4. Topshop Percy Vinyl Leggings ($75): Here, we have vinyl for the over 30 set (AKA me). 5. Kendall + Kylie Mini Sloane Backpack ($105): I am of the professional opinion that vinyl looks best in red, but I’m willing to hear cases for other colors. Go on. I’ll wait. 6. Forever 21 Clear Vinyl Skirt ($20) and Vinyl Crop Top ($19): What can I say? Go big or go home. 7. Draped Vinyl Skirt ($49.99): While this skirt likely wasn’t made with function in mind, I can appreciate its… architectural aspects.
