Personally, I’ve always been a pretty simple gal when it comes to my baths: Give me a book and a glass of red and I’m ready to prune. Somewhere along the way, however, the world left me behind as it adopted an obsessive (and rather costly!) addiction to colorful fizzing balls packed with essential oils and exfoliating salts.
There’s seemingly a bath bomb for everything these days, and I do mean everything: Like Harry Potter? YOU get a bath bomb. Starbucks addict? YOU get a bath bomb!
I felt it only appropriate to explore this tubby time phenomenon (cool points if you picked up on that Creep reference) with 10 of the most mind-boggling (read: strange) bombs you can find on the market right now. Enjoy!
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1. Lush Sex Bomb ($9): Not only does this bath bomb bear a vague resemblance to one’s anatomy, it’s also chock full of ingredients said to get you in the mood, including jasmine, clary sage, and ylang ylang. So powerful, in fact, is this soaking substance, Lush claims it will have you “ready for anything” post-use. Alrighty, then!
2. Face Killer Bath Bomb ($6): If this isn’t the stuff nightmares are made of, honestly, I just don’t know what it is. (Side note—who the hell is paying $6 to have the shit scared out of them in the bathtub?!)
3. Poo Emoji Bath Bomb ($7): Speaking of having the shit scared out of you, this is literally the VERY LAST THING anyone wants to see floating beside them while bathing. Ever. Under any circumstance.
4. Soapie Shoppe Mega XL Luxury Bath Bomb ($4): Call me crazy, but I have a strong aversion to loose glitter floating around anywhere near that vicinity, if you get my drift.
5. Finders Creepers Cult Bath Bomb ($10): Who WOULDN’T want to jump in the bathtub with the likes of a murderous clown? Totally normal fetish.
5. Tragic Beautiful Coffin Bath Bomb ($7): For the low, low price of $7, you can wash the day’s dirt off yourself in by luxuriating in a film of black coffin sludge. Fascinating!
6. Drakkar Noir Bath Bomb Gift Set ($25): You ever heard the expression, “He must have bathed in that cologne?” Welp…
What bath bomb magic am I missing out on? Lay it on me in the comments below.
Xo, Nicole
